Noah Galloway: The Highlander of Hockey Reporting
Ah, Noah Galloway, the Scottish legend who's been covering hockey since the puck was made of actual sheep's wool. With a kilt as his press pass and bagpipes for background music, Noah has been the voice (and the accent) of hockey journalism for decades. He's famous for his "Kilted Commentary," where he breaks down complex plays using Scottish idioms that no one understands but everyone loves. "It's like tryin' to put a square peg in a round hole, lads!" he'll exclaim, leaving everyone both confused and enlightened. Noah is the only reporter who's been knighted by the Queen and penalized by the NHL in the same year.